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for all your messages of questionable merit and 140 characters

TEN YEARS AGO....

Date: 2016-06-22 04:53 pm (UTC)
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mom come get me

Date: 2016-06-22 04:59 pm (UTC)
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DAD TOOK ME TO A SHADY CANTINA!

Date: 2016-06-22 05:02 pm (UTC)
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what do you mean AND?!

Date: 2016-06-22 05:06 pm (UTC)
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what??? no but everyone has at least one blaster and i think i just saw a spice deal three booths down

what is this i'm scared

Date: 2016-06-22 05:10 pm (UTC)
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YOU WHAT?! WHO TAKES THEIR INFANT CHILD TO MURDER PITS

A group of trandoshans walked by they're definitely a gang I'm freaking out

Date: 2016-06-23 06:00 pm (UTC)
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I'm horrified AND disappointed. In the both of you.

Wait - he just noticed.

He said "Good eye, kid."


[ *wipes eyes and sniffs* he hates this fucking family ]

Date: 2016-06-23 06:31 pm (UTC)
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Yes, spice dens are more cost effective than daycare.

Just tell dad to stop trying to get me to order a drink.

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