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2016
04:25 pm
imahologram
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Date:
2016-06-17 02:13 am (UTC)
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imahologram
Those were Corellian potatoes. We ate them for dinner two days ago, Han.
So what color is it now?
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Date:
2016-06-17 02:17 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
Whitish....green?
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Date:
2016-06-17 02:25 am (UTC)
From:
imahologram
Did you feed him anything green?
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Date:
2016-06-17 02:27 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
OBVIOUSLY NOT
he stopped puking
wait never mind
he stopping throwing up long enough to puke on my vest
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Date:
2016-06-17 02:29 am (UTC)
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imahologram
HOW SHOULD I KNOW I'M ON A DIFFERENT PLANET RIGHT NOW
Maybe we should call a doctor.
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Date:
2016-06-17 02:41 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
I did - they said bring him in just to be sure
WHAT'S "JUST TO BE SURE?"
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Date:
2016-06-17 03:02 am (UTC)
From:
imahologram
It means they know more about babies than either of us.
Do I need to come home?
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Date:
2016-06-17 03:41 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
k i'm in the waiting room because apparently OUR CHILD (YES, I AM YELLING THIS) ISN'T AN EMERGENCY
triage nurse said it's not a Big Deal but I wouldn't be OPPOSED to you coming home
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Date:
2016-06-17 03:43 am (UTC)
From:
imahologram
Does he have a temperature? If he doesn't have a temperature, he probably isn't an emergency.
I need to stay through tomorrow morning, but I can probably excuse myself after that.
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Date:
2016-06-17 03:48 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
no abnormal temperature nothing that's an emergency unless you count the constant crying and vomiting - and don't even get me started on the baby
[ He thinks he's being Funny™ ]
YES. GOOD. HOME A N Y TIME NOW
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Date:
2016-06-17 03:48 am (UTC)
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Date:
2016-06-17 03:56 am (UTC)
From:
imahologram
Don't fall apart on me. Someone has to get Ben home.
[Hey, if he can make stupid jokes, it can't be
that
bad.]
I have to give my speech, and then I'm all yours.
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Date:
2016-06-18 03:57 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
Who's falling apart? I'm not falling apart
[ He is a nervous wreck ]
Knock 'em dead.
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Date:
2016-06-18 12:41 pm (UTC)
From:
imahologram
Right. How's Ben?
[
She's
concerned--there's no possible way he isn't.]
I hope not. I need their votes.
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Date:
2016-06-21 04:48 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
Fussy.
[ Kid had a set of lungs on him, but given who his parents were. ]
And I need you here so let's cross our fingers.
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Date:
2016-06-21 03:29 pm (UTC)
From:
imahologram
Sing to him. He likes that.
[Meanwhile, her sigh can probably be heard a star system over. Han,
please
.]
Even if I do, the speech isn't til tomorrow. You're going to have to manage tonight.
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Date:
2016-06-22 01:12 am (UTC)
From:
consolo
You think I haven't tried that?
[ He could have put out three albums worth of ineffectually crooning lullabies he's attempted. ]
I've handled worse. Maybe. The Death Star was a close second.
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Date:
2016-06-22 01:10 pm (UTC)
From:
imahologram
I don't know what you've tried! Walk him around for a while.
[It's really hard to help from this distance, unfortunately. If she
could
leave, she would.]
It can't be THAT bad. You can handle a fussy baby.
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Date: 2016-06-17 02:13 am (UTC)So what color is it now?
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Date: 2016-06-17 02:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-17 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-17 02:27 am (UTC)he stopped puking
wait never mind
he stopping throwing up long enough to puke on my vest
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Date: 2016-06-17 02:29 am (UTC)Maybe we should call a doctor.
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Date: 2016-06-17 02:41 am (UTC)WHAT'S "JUST TO BE SURE?"
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Date: 2016-06-17 03:02 am (UTC)Do I need to come home?
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Date: 2016-06-17 03:41 am (UTC)triage nurse said it's not a Big Deal but I wouldn't be OPPOSED to you coming home
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Date: 2016-06-17 03:43 am (UTC)I need to stay through tomorrow morning, but I can probably excuse myself after that.
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Date: 2016-06-17 03:48 am (UTC)[ He thinks he's being Funny™ ]
YES. GOOD. HOME A N Y TIME NOW
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Date: 2016-06-17 03:56 am (UTC)[Hey, if he can make stupid jokes, it can't be that bad.]
I have to give my speech, and then I'm all yours.
no subject
Date: 2016-06-18 03:57 am (UTC)[ He is a nervous wreck ]
Knock 'em dead.
no subject
Date: 2016-06-18 12:41 pm (UTC)[She's concerned--there's no possible way he isn't.]
I hope not. I need their votes.
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Date: 2016-06-21 04:48 am (UTC)[ Kid had a set of lungs on him, but given who his parents were. ]
And I need you here so let's cross our fingers.
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Date: 2016-06-21 03:29 pm (UTC)[Meanwhile, her sigh can probably be heard a star system over. Han, please.]
Even if I do, the speech isn't til tomorrow. You're going to have to manage tonight.
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Date: 2016-06-22 01:12 am (UTC)[ He could have put out three albums worth of ineffectually crooning lullabies he's attempted. ]
I've handled worse. Maybe. The Death Star was a close second.
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Date: 2016-06-22 01:10 pm (UTC)[It's really hard to help from this distance, unfortunately. If she could leave, she would.]
It can't be THAT bad. You can handle a fussy baby.